I.Z episode parodied/recreated: "Back Seat Drivers"
*trio are working on creating robot versions of themselves*
Russia: Ok, let's see how they work so far. *pushes a button on a remot*
*the robots sit up; Shadow and Mello's robots begin kissing eachother*
Russia: *bursts out laughing* X"D
Shadow and Mello: O_O" GIVE US THAT REMOTE!!! *try to get it from him*
Russia: *keeps it out of reach* Why? Like robots, like creators.
robot kissing a picture of Belarus*.....Ok, I suppose there COULD be some
malfuction...OJO" *deactivates robots*
*trio resumes work on them*
Kyonshi: *float up, licking ice cream scoops in cones*.....*breath over the
trio's shoulders, moving around them and the table curiously*
Shadow: Kyonshi, you have only been here for five seconds and you're already
getting on our nerves...
Kyonshi: (Whatcha doing?)
Russia: What does it look like? We are building robot versions of ourselves.
Mello: So we can easily manage our social life, to avoid suspicion, while
maintaining our double life as kira.
Shadow:...Because the last time we had YOU pose as us, it was DISASTER!
Mello: Because the only thing we can count on you three idiots for is
Shadow: Because you're grade "A" morons with everything else.
Russia: Sweet sunflower, can't you avoid being a trio of annoyances for even
Shadow: If you say "why" one more time, you'll be searching for your torn-off
heads in the nearest dumpster!
Kyonshi: (....How come we can't pose as you anymore?)
Shadow: Remember what Iggy told us happened? e_e
[flashback, in the den]
*Iggy and Wolfie are drawing pictures: Wolfie drew the tails doll while Iggy
drew a picture of the trio, Kyonshi, herself, and Wolfie*
Kyonshi: *looking EXACTLY like their counterparts (the trio) due to Shadow's
Iggy: Trio, look at my drawing of us!
*Ryuketsu pats Iggy's head*
Iggy: and look at this drawing of the tails doll Wolfie made.
.....*they gently take it and set it on the table*.......*Suru
begins shooting it with his shotgun; Ryuketsu begins beating it with his
pipe; and Kage begins slicing it with her katana* KYAAAA!!!!! (TAILS DOLL,
TAILS DOLL, THE MOST DANGEROUS ENEMY OF US KYUKYOKU MEMBERS!! KILL IT, KILL
IT!!) *they burst threw the wall* (RUN AWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!) D"X
Iggy: Aw, I thought it was GREAT, Wolfie.
Shadow:...And ever since then, she's been afraid to show us anything she
...(You lost us at the first word.)
Mello: Why do we even bother with you? -_-"
Kyonshi: (Because the kitties love their masters~)
Mello: Do NOT call us "kitties"!
Mello: Great, now I need an asprin...You three are SO annoying....
Shadow: Mind if I join you? -_-"
Russia: Da, they're giving me a migrane too...-J-"
*trio leaves, Kyonshi staying with the robots*
Kyonshi: *look at the robots* (Welcome to the family, robo-kitties.)
out hands* *ice cream fall on the robots, causing them to short-circuit
slightly* (Uh oh...) *begin to lick ice cream off the robots quickly*
Shadow: That's better-*they see Kyonshi licking the robots*-What the heck are
Kyonshi: O_O" *look up at them, finished with licking up the ice cream*
Mello: Get out out of here, you sick creeps! e.o *points to the door*
Shadow: Ew, now the robots are covered in annoying, shinigammi kitsune
Russia: Nothing a little washing-off can't fix.
*holds up wet sponge*
Shadow: NO. Absolutely NO liquid should touch the robots or they'll
[outside, on the front curb of the house]
Kyonshi: *in fox forms, drinking slushies*
Kage: (Say, where DID we get all these frozen treats?)
Suru: (...I dunno.)
Ryuketsu: (Me neither, but they're tasty!)
*they continue to drink until they splash them onto Matsuda, who was wearing
some kind of invisibility cloak, holding the death note*
Matsuda:....And L or Maes, or both, are going to kill me when they found out
I took the special invisibility suit from the authority vault...AND got it
*see the death note* (*gasp*!)
Kage: (He has our originals' death note!)
Ryuketsu: (Let's get him!) D:<
Matsuda: Ah! Don't hurt me! *cowers*.........Uh....I'm waiting....e.o
Kyonshi: *sitting back down, finishing what's left of slushies*
Matsuda:....Ok then.....(Ok, I can't take the death note because last time I
did the trio managed to catch me AND left me to ride to the middle of nowhere
in a wagon pulled by their shinigammi henchmen*: at least the three of them
didn't get off so easy in the end, either...)
((*Read the ATODAK story: "Death Note Scramble"))
Matsuda: *places a tracking chip on the death note* (Perfect!)
Kyonshi: (Da/Yes, little man?)
*look up from their slushies*
Matsuda: Can you put this someplace where the trio would NEVER find it-but
not in the toilet like you did with my camera last time on the first attempt
to hide it*. e_e
((*Read the ATODAK story: "ATODAK Episode 2"))
*takes the death note and
Matsuda: (Yes! Once they hide it where the trio can't find it, I'll have Maes
and L follow it's GPS signal to this house, and once they found the death
note-where ever those shinigammi decided to hide it-they'll see I really WAS
right about the trio being kira! Oh, Matsuda, you are SUCH a genius!...It's
kinda why I'm surprised everyone seems to think I'm an IDIOT or
*Trio is suddenly surrounding him*
Russia: We thought you were told tresspassing meant DEATH.eJe
Matsuda: Er, I'm not really "tresspassing": it's not like I'm on your LAWN,
Matsuda: *flees* OK, I GET THE MESSAGE, BYE!!!! D"X
Mello: Idiot'll get himself into DEEP trouble if he keeps bothering
[Trio's living room]
Russia: Stupid little man! Why can't he just leave us alone?
Shadow: We can't hate him TOO much for his interference: he's just so
determined to be the "hero". e_e
Kyonshi: *watching TV* (Yep~! That's why he had us hide the death note with
some strange chip-thingie on it.)
Trio: e_e....O O"
Shadow: WHAT was that last part: about the CHIP and HIDING the death note?
Kyonshi: (Uh oh...)
Shadow: WHAT did you idiots DO?
Kyonshi: (Um...We hid the death note when the little man put a chip-thingie
on it...He asked nicely, so we couldn't decline....)
Iggy: *holding an eevee plushie* Eevee, use roll-out on pikachu!
Wolfie: *holding a pikachu plushie* Thunder Bowt!
*pretends to make the
plushie zap the eevee plushie*
Iggy: *giggles* Oh no! Quick, Eevee, counter-attack with constrict!
(Eevees don't know constwict...)
Iggy: *wraps arms around Wolfie* You're immobilized!
Wolfie: *giggles, leaning into Iggy*
Kyonshi: *comes in* KYAAA!!!! D"X *hide under the bunk bed*
Ryuketsu: (We claim sanctuary!) D"X
Iggy: "Sanctuary"? e.o
Ryuketsu: (1, 2, 3-I call no refusies!) D"X
*trio appears in door frame*
Mello: WHERE ARE THEY?!
Iggy: O_O".......Uh, they went out the window...
Ryuketsu: (No we didn't, bird-girl.)
Kage: (It's not good to LIE, Iggy.)
Iggy: Well, there goes my attempt to save you guys...-_-"
Mello: YOU IDIOTS!!! HOW DARE YOU COOPERATE WITH MATSUDA!!
*trio runs over to the bunk*
Kyonshi: Yipe! D"X
Iggy: *slides in between, holding out hands* Hold it!
Kyonshi: *still screaming* D"X
Iggy: Kyonshi, shush.
Kyonshi: (Ok...) ;_;
Iggy: Anyway, what did Kyonshi do that was so enraging?
Russia: They happen to have hid something of ours-something VERY important-
and we need to get it back NOW.
Iggy: Maybe Wolfie and I can help find it?
Russia: *whispers to Shadow and Mello* THEY can't know about the death note!
They'll KNOW we're kira!
Mello: *whispers* I got this...*looks at the girls* That's very nice of you,
but we're afraid we have to decline.
Kyonshi hid it afterall, so THEY
should be the ones to go find it-or else....
Kyonshi: (As long as you promise to NOT kill us.)
Mello: Alright, WHERE did you hide it? e_e
Kyonshi: (It's right............We don't know....)
Russia: Oh, we're sorry, we thought you said you didn't know, which would've
meant you would've been DEAD. ^J^
Kyonshi: (We did...)
Iggy: *giggles as she watches Wolfie sleeping with the pikachu plushie*
(She's so cute sometimes.)
*a loud thud shakes the ground, causing both girls to slightly fly off the
Wolfie: *hits head*
*holds Wolfie* What was that loud crash anyway?
Kyonshi: *gliding around the room, the trio about to catch them* KYAAA!!!
Mello: WHEN WE GET OUR HANDS ON YOU!!!!!!! Wait, what're we doing? *stops,
Shadow and Russia stopping with him; Kyonshi still glides around, screaming*
Russia: We're trying to catch the creeps to pound their stupid faces into
dust for helping the little man in some way.
Mello: But think about it: it'd basically be a waste of time when we can be
searching for the note book before Matsuda manages to do whatever he hoped to
do in the first place.
Shadow: Mello's right: we can beat the snot out of Kyonshi later, right now
we need to find that note book!
*Kyonshi glides by them, screaming*
Shadow: You idiots can stop that now, we're NOT chasing you anymore. e_e
Kyonshi: *stops in front of them* (Why didn't you just say so?)
*trio socks Kyonshi*
Mello: Ok, now we won't chase for sure, now that we're satisfied. e_e
Shadow: THINK, Kyonshi! Where did you put the *whispers* death note?!
Kyonshi: (What death note?)
Mello: What do ymean "what death note"?! Oh, forget you idiots!
Matsuda: *runs in, carrying the drenched invisibility suit* Maes! L! You'll
NEVER believe this!
Maes: *spots the suit* Is that one of our special invisibility suits used for
extremely advanced missions?
L: And it appears to be RUINED. Matsuda, you KNOW that these suits cost a
large sum of money, so we cannot afford to ruin even ONE suit.
Maes: He's right, those things cost LOTS of money; and it's going to be
coming out of YOUR paycheck, mister. e_e
Matsuda: Aw man...Anyway, sorry about the suit, but I have evidence to prove
-(Wait! If I finish with "that the trio is kira", then they won't believe me!
Time for a different approach...)...That I know the whereabouts of the kira
we believe to be on the loose!
Maes and L:
......Boy, for a minute there I thought you were going to say "to
prove that the trio is kira", or something like that.
Glad to see you
finally stopped accusing Shadow, Mello, and Russia of what they aren't.
L: If he did, I don't think we'd be as interested to investigate.
Matsuda: (Yes! Since they don't know it's the TRIO I'm trying to prove as
kira right now, they won't give the usual "there's NO way it's the TRIO"
routine and follow my GPS signals from that chip, therefore causing them to
find the death note in the trio's home and discover that they really ARE
kira! My brillant mind has done it once more!
.....That makes me MORE
confused why everyone thinks I'm such an idiot...)
Maes: Ok, Matsuda, so what are these whereabouts of yours: what is the
location that the possible kira may be?
Matsuda: *hands a GPS chip device* Just hook this up into one of the
authority vehilicles' GPS system and the signals should direct you.
L:...Should this lead to the location of Shadow, Mello, and Russia, I just
want to know if you made any actions that would have caused said signals to
lead us to the threesome so that we would believe your preposterous claims of
them being kira.
Matsuda: *puts one hand on chest, the other raised high in swearing-to-truth*
I SWEAR that I didn't put the chip on anything that would falsly lead to
someone innocent, like placing it in a random spot in the house or on a piece
of attire they're wearing or will wear.
Maes: *looks at L for approval*....
L: *studying Matsuda*....
L:.......He's showing signs of being truthful; we can trust him.
Maes: Well, if this really DOES lead to kira, then we'll need all the special
help we can get: kira is REALLY dangerous.
[Authority Station parking lot for authority vehilicles]
Maes: Near, Misa, Light, L, together we have decided to trust Matsuda's word
about this-*holds up the GPS chip*-"GPS chip" recieving signals from a
tracking chip he set in place that will lead us to the possible kira that has
been striking terror around the area lately.
Light: Wait, we're trusting MATSUDA?
Matsuda: Hey, I'm just as reliable!
Light: You constantly accuse three of our top authorities of being kira. e_e
Matsuda: But they-*covers mouth, noticing Maes and L's suspicious looks* (Uh
oh, they're starting to doubt doing this! Thanks alot, Light! e_e Anyway, I
can't stick by with the trio being kira right now, even though they ARE, or
Maes and L will know that THEY'RE the ones I chose to plant the chip on, and
then they'd NEVER go for it since they always think my accusations are some
false claim!)...Uh, I mean...I assure you that this chip WILL lead to the
Light:...Are you SURE it won't just falsly lead us to that trio so we'll
believe your ridiculous story of them being kira? e_e
Matsuda: You can trust me; I KNOW that to falsly lead authorities is frowned
upon and would be followed by disciplinary actions! So I suggest to prove
that I'm NOT falsly leading you, you should ENTIRELY check the destination
once you're there-even if you doubt me! *gives Near a "Help-me-out-here"
Near: *gets it* (Clever, Matsuda, finding a way to expose them, but I'm
afraid that it'll be hard to get the others to aid in the search for whever
the threesome hides their death note.) I agree, we should search the
destination upon arrival-no ifs, ands, or buts.
Misa: But what if it leads to the trio's house? They're not Kira, they HATE
Near: Remember one of our rules here at the station? "NO ONE shall be
excluded from suspicion if an authority TRULY believes them to have possibly
been involved in a crime".
Light: But that also requires SOME proof of the person's possible guilt-and
above all, this's MATSUDA who's making the accusation. e_e
Near: He's an authority, isn't he? Besides, I have my share of doubts of the
innocence of Mello and his friends as well.
*everyone else but Matsuda is shocked*
Maes: You really think so?
Misa: But they couldn't be kira, could they?
Light: I admit, they pretty much SEEM the role lately, but the fact they've
been known to be AGAINST kira makes it near impossible to accept them as
L: I happen to recall Russia wishing to rule the world by any means, Mello
wanting to become the best by any means, and I know Shadow to usually stick
by them since they're a close trio of companions.
Matsuda: (Of course they don't suspress any suspicion of the trio as kira
when SOMEONE ELSE is accusing them.) e_e
Near: So I suggest wasting NO time to follow Matsuda's planted GPS signals.
Maes: Right, everyone into the car!
*everyone does that*
Matsuda: *about to go in too*
Maes: *stops him by holding out hand* Hold on, Matsuda.
Matsuda: What?! I'M an authority too, AND I
was the one who planted
the GPS chip in the first place!
Maes: We know, but we're afraid we don't see you as.................Reliable
as the others in here. *closes door and the authority vehilical drives off*
Matsuda: No fair! I'm JUST as reliable! I really wanted to see the trio's
looks, everyone else's too, when the three of them got busted and realized it
was ME who made it possible...Wait, maybe I could do more then just mope
around at home and imagine the scene myself! *runs home*
[trio's living room]
Mello: Great, just great! We've looked EVERYWHERE but it's no where!
Shadow: Kyonshi, you said you hid it in the HOUSE right?
Kyonshi: (That's the only part we remember.)
Russia: You better remember more then that or we'll be getting new fox-skin
Kyonshi: EEP! DX (...Wait, how can you get the fox-skin for that when we're
usually all human-like; we're also SO tiny as foxes, that we'd be too small
for three different rugs, so how'd you do THAT too?)
Russia:...Then we'll force you to turn your fox forms and then skin you each
and use all three furs to make one fox-skin rug. eJe
Kyonshi: *makes the "Ok" sign* (Oh, that's better.)
Kyonshi: (We wonder who THAT could be.)
*doorbell rings again*
Russia:...I have a bad feeling....
*hard knocking is heard on the door, the person demanding entry ASAP*
Mello: Ok, who ever is out there, we can handle them...
(Although I don't
like the feeling of this...) Kyonshi, keep searching for the note book in
your fox forms while we answer the door.
Kyonshi: (Okey dokey!)
*turn into fox forms and search*
*The door is REALLY getting pounded on now*
Shadow: Ok....Even I'M getting a little unnerved....
*Mello slowly opens the door*
Matt:...You guys look tense....Something happen?
Mello: Eesh, Matt, with the way you were knocking, we thought the other
authorities were here to make an arrest or something.e_e
Russia: But he IS another authority......You're not here to arrest us, da?
Matt: Uh, No....e.o
Shadow: So, what brings you here? It's not really the best time, though...
Matt: I'm here to get my gaming systems back.
Mello:...You're WHAT? e.o
Matt: Gaming systems.
Shadow: Uh, Matt, we NEVER borrowed those in the first place...e.o
Matt: Your pets did.
Russia: My cat took your gaming systems?
*looks at Russicat*
Russicat: *sitting on the sofa* Mew~! ^J^
Matt: No, not your CAT, your FOXES.
Mello: THEY took your games? O_O
Matt: I know it's hard to believe, but I don't think you should be so
Shadow: *mumbles, glaring at where Kyonshi is* Oh, we're NOT really surprised
at all with THESE three...*sees they're gone* Huh? They were just there a
Russia: Do you hear video game music in the basement?
*all four go down into the basement, to see Kyonshi playing a "Katamari"
Kyonshi: (We love the Katamari, we REALLY do.)
Matt: Whoa, gaming foxes....When'd you teach them THAT trick?
Shadow: *mumbles* Gonna KILL them for goofing off when we need their
Matt: *comes over to them* Hey, little guys, I'd like my gaming systems back
*reaches, Kyonshi frizzling their tails at him, hissing*
O_O"....UH...I guess I can wait...
Mello: *comes over* *grits teeth* Give him back the gaming systems so he can
go home; and you're not even supposed to be slacking off right now!
Matt: Eesh, they're just foxes, Mello, you don't need to get so worked up
Mello: Trust me, with THESE foxes, we do. e_e
Shadow: *whispers to Mello* Mello, he's YOUR best friend, maybe you can get
him to leave NOW? I'm afraid he might stumble across the death note before WE
find it, and there's going to be LOTS of unwanted questions...
Mello: *hisses back* What do you THINK I'm trying to do? Idiot Kyonshi won't
give him the systems back!
Russia: *hisses* If YOU can't do it, I'll do it myself! *looks at Matt with a
smile* Why don't you go back home and wait? We'll give you your games back
Matt: It's ok, I can wait. Besides, there's really not much to do at home
without my gaming systems...Gets kinda boring...
Russia: No, you can leave now, we insist! We'll bring them to you when we're
Mello: YES! PLEASE leave, Matt, you're my BEST friend and all, but this's a
REALLY bad time, so guests aren't exactly a good thing right now...*begins
pushing Matt out of the house* So, good bye for now. *slams front door behind
him* *storms back down into basement, sharing Shadow and Russia's glare at
Kyonshi: Ahehehehehehe (Long live Katamari! We LOVES it so much...)
Mello: If you three don't put don't that controller-
*they hear Matt ringing the doorbell repeatidly*
Mello: Darn it, Matt.....-_-"
Shadow: He REALLY loves his games, doesn't he? e_e
Mello: Ugh, the ROBOTS can stall him! We need to try them out anyway...In the
meantime, we continue searching for that death note...*pushes a button on a
Robot Trio: *open eyes*...*sit up and walk over to the trio*
Mello: Alright, robots, your mission is to stall Matt so we can find our
Russia: Can't we get THEM to find the death note? Robots always have locating
devices, after all.
Mello: Russia, we programmed the robots to pose as us so we could live out
both our social and secret life easily with NO suspicion, NOT do anything
more: if THAT were the case, we'd throw Kyonshi out in a heartbeat since we'd
have BETTER henchmen then.
Russia: *glances over at Kyonshi as they play "Katamari"*....Once this's
over, and we find the note book, let's program the robots to do so...
Shadow and Mello: Agreed. e_e
Mello: Alright, robots, go fulfill your masters' wish!
*the robot trio's feet suddenly begin to have flames appear underneath and
they jet-boost through the basement's cieling*
Shadow:....I don't recall giving the robots jet-boosters.....
Russia: Maybe we accidently installed them?
*the robot trio lands on their feet on the floor, the hole behind them*
Wolfie and Iggy: *stop eating pieces of the chocolate cake on the table in
the kitchen and look at the robot trio with surprise, through the door frame*
O_O"......*cake falls out of Iggy's hand onto the table*
Robot Trio: *walks over to front door and rips it off the hinges, throwing it
behind them before facing Matt*
Matt: *finger on doorbell* O_O".......Ok, I suppose that repeatidly ringing
the doorbell WAS a bit annoying.....But I'd REALLY like my games back....
*Matt suddenly goes flying onto the kitchen table, face-planting into cake*
Matt:....Ok, ok, I get it....You're busy.....
Iggy: Um, Matt....Are you ok...?
*The two girls notice the Robot Trio staring at them*
Iggy: Uh, Hi, Trio....Why'd you throw Matt onto the table?....
[basement, a few seconds ago]
*trio is searching for death note*
Mello: *mumbling* Lousy shinigammi, why couldn't the death note have belonged
to some more USEFUL shinigammi...?
*hand comes across something
under the computer's CPU* Huh? Ah ha! *pulls it out* I found it!
Russia: Way to go, chocolate-muncher.
Shadow: Now that that's taken care of...
Trio: *storms over to Kyonshi*
Kyonshi: *notice their shadows cast over them and look up with scared, puppy
-dog eyes* (Game over...)
*cover eyes as Trio is about to grab them*
*a loud crash is heard*
Shadow: What was THAT? O_O"
Matt: *lifts head, covered in chocolate cake* Wonder what got into those
three...Is that Iggy screaming...? e.o
*Wolfie and Iggy are chased in the front yard by the robots, with chainsaws*
Matt: O_O" WHAT THE HECK HAS GOTTEN INTO THE TRIO?! *runs to the door* Don't
worry, girls, I'm coming! *falls through the hole in the floor*
*Matt lands behind the trio*
Shadow: Matt! O_O"
Mello: What happened? O_O"
Matt: I think I fell through a hole in your floor....e.o And now I see
beautiful stars dancing on a rainbow around my head.
Mello: O_O"...Maybe you should rest for a while, while we check it out....
Shadow: I could've sworn I heard screaming coming from-WOLFIE, IGGY!!! O_O"
Iggy: TRIO?! HELP!! SOME CRAZY TWINS OF YOURS ARE TRYING TO SLICE ME AND
WOLFIE INTO SHREDS!!! D"X *running, carrying Wolfie over head*
Mello: AH! NO! O_O" *hisses* THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!
Russia: Hold on, girls! We're coming!
*trio runs up to their robot duplicates, getting them to drop the chainsaws
with a good wack from Shadow's sheathed katana, Russia's pipe, and a large
stick Mello picked up*
Mello: What the heck are you doing?! We told you to pose as us, NOT to shred
the girls in half with a chainsaw!
....*grab the trio's ankles, flipping them upside-down, and
begin to repeatidly hit their heads on the ground* *finish by throwing the
threesome, like footballs, into the sky*
......*patiently wait for the
burnt trio to storm up to them*
Mello: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Robot Trio: *robotic sounding tone* Meow~
Mello: No, seriously, what IS wrong with you....? e.o
Robot Trio: Foxes....
Russia: Foxes, what-?
*trio realizes they mean-*
Mello: Great, first they ruin everything else for us, NOW it's an attempt at
maintaining a normal life and a secret life...e_e Anyway, you three have to
go back inside-NOW. *helps drag the robot trio back inside* Now, you three
are to do ONLY what we tell you, got that?
Robot Mello: Who are you to tell US what to do?
Mello: WHAT was that, you pile of scrap metal?
You WILL obey us
since we are your MASTERS!
Robot Trio: Nyet/No, we will NOT obey!
Russia: Da, you will or we will reduce you to scrap metal.
Robot Mello: You are in NO position to do so!
Mello: Oh, and why is that?
Robot Trio: *weapons suddenly sprout out from them and aim themselves at the
trio with red lazers* YOU'RE the robots, WE'RE the kitties!
Shadow:....I do NOT remember giving them weapons either....
Russia: Maybe we accidently added them too?
Mello: And since WHEN do we agree with Kyonshi about being cats?
*trio screams, rather comically, as they flee into the basement, propping
themselves against the door*
Iggy: Trio, what's going on?
Matt: *sits up* Oh, my head.....
Shadow: Ok, NO ONE should go upstairs for the meantime....Everyone, stay down
Matt and Iggy: Uh, ok...
Shadow: *whispers to Russia and Mello* This's so weird...Kyonshi said Matsuda
had them hide the death note....WHY would he consider that a brilliant plan?
We'd find it eventually, even HE'D know that. e_e
Mello: *whispers* Wait...*looks over shoulder to make sure Matt, Iggy, nor
Wolfie will see* *cautiously pulls out death note* Look, there's something
under the cover...It's a GPS chip that we use back at the station to help
track valuable items and people!
Russia: *whispers* You don't think the little man managed to get ANY of the
other authorities to track the signals, da?
Shadow: *whispers* One way to find out....*sits down at computer, hooking up
the microchip with a wire*
Mello: *whispers* Why don't we just destroy the chip to be safe?
Shadow: *whispers* You KNOW that our geniuses down at the station made these
things practically indestructable: it'd be a waste of time to try and break
it. *types a few things into keyboard and a window pops up, showing a virtual
version of the authority vehilical, GPS-Screen based* It seems some people
HAVE taken Matsuda's word....
Mello: *whispers* Good thing we found our note book BEFORE whoever the
authorities are arrived...
Russa: *whispers* Da, if THEY found it before us....That wouldn't end
Shadow: *whispers* If we CAN'T destroy the chip and it's signals, we'll just
tap into the GPS signals and gain control of the vehlicle's inner computer,
thus taking control of it's direction, therefore leading it AWAY from us!
Russia: *whispers*...Cars have computers?
Shadow: *whispers* Yep; that's how cars are able to pull of all their
functions in the first place. Now...To just type a few keys, and-*hits enter
Light: What if this's just a waste of time? e_e Matsuda isn't exactly the
Near: Trust me, it's not a waste of time.
Maes: *driving*.....*feels the wheel turning* Huh? WHOA! *vehlicle suddenly
makes a sharp right turn*
Light: What was THAT, Maes?!
Maes: I dunno, the car seemed to turn itself....
Light: Cars don't turn themselves. e_e
Misa: Unless...*gasp* what if this one's haunted?
Maes: Don't be ridiculous, this vehlicle isn't haunted.
.......At least I
don't think so...
Near: Hmmm...I think you should check the GPS chip you installed into the
car's GPS moniter.
L: I agree, I am aware we are being controlled through a distant computer
that has hacked into the computer of the vehlicle through the GPS signals
that are directing us to the possible kira.
Near: And the signals controlling our vehlicle are coming from none other
then that same kira.
Light: Great, we're basically in a hi-jacked vehlicle? e_e
Near: Pretty much.
Light: Great, for all we know, this kira might try to CRASH us or drive us
off a cliff! e_e
Maes: No worries, I'll just activate the emergancy break-
Near: The emergancy break is ALSO functioned by a car's inner computer, so
that probably wouldn't work if the computer really IS under the kira's
L: He IS right, you know.
Maes: Well, that's all I got....DX
Shadow: *continues typing* Success. *smirks* Now, to lead them away...
Russia:....You're not going to do anything cruel like drive them off a cliff,
Shadow: Of course not! We may be *whispers* kira, but that doesn't mean we're
nothing but pure evil! We ONLY get rid of those who are preventing us from
ruling the world, which is ALOT more then we thought, surprisingly...Besides,
we dont even know WHO is in that vehlicle, so we DON'T know if we should take
drastic measures if they're someone on our list.
Matsuda: *activates computer* (I'll help make sure they get to the trio's
house by monitering their movements on my computer! Now, to tap into the
vehlicle's computer via my GPS chip...WHAT THE?! They're OFFCOURSE! But
how?...The TRIO....! They're not going to win ANOTHER round!) *begins typing*
*the vehlicle suddenly makes a left turn*
Light: Again?! Where is this kira taking us?!
Near: No, according to the GPS moniter, we're heading right back in the
direction of the claimed location of the kira.
L: In other words, someone else has ALSO hacked into our vehlicle's computer,
but THEY'RE looking to help us find the kira.
Shadow: What the?! I set it so that they WOULDN'T come here!
Mello: Someone seems to be interfering!
*a live video-feed of Matsuda appears in a small window next to the window of
the virtualized car and its surroundings*
Matsuda: And that someone would be ME!
Russia: You have a knack for showing yourself whenever you're the least
wanted, you realize that, da? eJe
Matsuda: Only to prevent you three from ruling the world as kira!
Mello: Hey, we can do what we want; it's a free country, after all. e_e
Matsuda: Not if you three rule it, which I won't let happen! I'll make sure
the others get to you and find that note book in your possession! If you
somehow found it, it's too late to remove the chip: if you remove it, it'll
give you a nasty zap! I'm alot more witty then people think!...So why do some
of you think I'm an idiot...? e.o
Mello: You usually are. e_e That's why you NEVER beat us.
Matsuda: Ok, now you're just being unneccessarily harsh...
Mello: That's because you're special. e_e Now quit butting into our plans!
Matsuda: Not until you STOP being kira!
Shadow: *manages to set the authority van offcourse again*
Matsuda: No you DON'T, Iga! *sets it back oncourse*
*the trio and Matsuda continue to vie over control for the authority van*
Russia: Little busy right now!
Iggy: But it's an emergancy!
Trio: *looks at her* e_e...O_O"
*the robot trio are holding Wolfie and Iggy*
Iggy: Your twins here are holding Wolfie and me hostage....O_O"
*the robots jet-boost through the floor again*
Mello: You have GOT to be kidding me.....*looks at Kyonshi with Shadow and
Russia* Kyon-*notices Matt's still in the room*....I mean, Shade ((Kage)),
Kolkol ((Ryuketsu)), Shasatsu ((Suru)), take over the computer for us.
Kyonshi: *still playing*...
Mello: NOW YOU IDIOTS, OR WE'LL GET A NEW FOX-SKIN RUG LIKE RUSSIA SUGGESTED
Matt: O_O...Eesh, they're just foxes....
Trio: *storms over to Kyonshi and throws them into the computer*
Mello: Keep that car from reaching our house or it's game over! *looks at
matt* It's a game....And we dunno how to pause it....So, we need them to take
over...*leaves with Shadow and Russia to save the girls*
Russia: Unhand the girls, you metal fiends!......What the....
*robot trio is lovingly cuddling the girls, happily*
Shadow: Aw, that's pretty sweet, but we can't allow it, sadly.e_e
Mello: Ok, robots, hand over the girls. e_e
*the robot trio hisses at them, like cats*
Russia: Ok, hard way...eJe
*loud crashing is heard upstairs, and the trio crashes through the floor with
Mello: Ok, let's make fixing them our top priority once this's all
over...WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU THREE DOING?!!!
Kyonshi: *hitting keys on the keyboard, causing the authority van to crash
into different things* (Into the tree, into the wall, into the tree!)
*trio runs over*
Mello: YOU IDIOTS CUT THAT OUT RIGHT NOW!!!
Matt: Make the car go over that ramp!
It'd be awesome to see it fly over
that crate of explosives.
Mello: Matt, don't you encourage them!
Kyonshi: (Over the ramp!)
*cause the van to drive off a ramp, flying over
a crate of explosives* *the explosives go off the moment the van is over
L: Save the sweets!!! *holding some candy protectively*
Misa: Save me, Light-kun! D"X *clinging to him*
Light: I KNEW WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED MATSUDA ON THIS!! D"X
Near: e_e *twirls hair*
Maes: *literally screaming like a little girl* D"X
Trio: *freaking out that everyone in the van almost got killed*
Matt: This's a cool game you guys have......Uh, you ok? It's JUST a
....(OVER THE CLIFF!)
Shadow: NO! O_O" *stops them* Uh....That would be an immeadiate game-over,
Matt:...Eesh, you're really worked up about this game.
Matsuda: It's not a game, Matt!
Matt: Is that Matsuda? Is this some kind of online game that's multiplayer?
Matsuda: It's NOT a game, I'm TRYING to get the vehlicle to their house so
Maes, L, and everyone else can see they're kira!
Matt: Ok, it was one thing to accuse them so much that you'd ALWAYS try to
expose them as kira, but now you're going overboard with a game...
Matsuda: It's NOT a game! Look at Mello's right hand, he's holding the death-
Russia: *turns computer off* Oops, my finger slipped. ^J^ Now please take the
girls upstairs and watch TV or something that will keep you away for now.
Matt:.....Ok...*takes Wolfie and Iggy upstairs*
Russia: *immeadiately turns computer back on*
Matsuda: Don't you know it's pretty rude to interupt someone like that when
they're trying to expose you as kira?!
Shadow: Don't you know it's rude to try and expose them as kira in the first
Matsuda: Well...It's RUDE to become kira in the first place!
Shadow: Well, I'm afraid we can't let you interfere any longer. *smirks*
Matsuda: What's with that sly look? O_O"
Shadow: Why just settle for hacking the VEHLICLES computer? *types a few
keys* Just gotta redirect to the signals on YOUR computer instead...And
Matsuda: Don't you-*gets disconnected*
Mello: Nice work, Shadow.
Shadow: Just goes it pays to be friends with a technical genius like Gio.
*types a few more keys and hits enter again* There, that should disrupt the
vehlicle's GPS system long enough to get rid of the chip and the GPS'
Russia: But if we try to touch it, it'll shock us.
The eggheads at the
station made it so these things won't get tampered with so easily either.
Mello: Leave it to me. Hey, Kyonshi!
Kyonshi: *look over shoulders* (Make it quick, we're about to play katamari
again! We love it SO much.)
Mello: If you remove this chip, we'll let you keep Matt's katamari game and
PS3 so you can play it ALL the time.
*all three place a paw on the chip and get shocked*
*chip short curcits and explodes from giving off electricity for a while,
nonstop; Kyonshi are entirely black from the shock*
Mello: Nice work.
Russia: I'm happy that everything went in OUR favor once again.
the gamer and girls and celebrate, again!
*they leave, Kyonshi still remains on computer desk*
Kyonshi: *looks at the virtualized window of the authority van remaining
motionless on the road*...*look at keyboard*.....
*everyone wakes up from having been rendered unconcsious from the crazy
Misa: Oooh....What happened, Light-kun?
Light: I think I remember us being hi-jacked by a computer taking over our
Near: Yep, that was the case.
L: It seems we're back to normal now, and the most important thing is that
none of my sweets I brought along for the ride were damaged.
Maes: *looks at GPS* huh? We seem to have lost our GPS system, as well as the
signals that were leading us to the location of the possible kira...
Near: So much for Matsuda's plan. e_e
Light: I told you he wasn't too reliable...e_e Now, let's get out of this
thing before it gets all crazy again.....Do you guys feel movement?
Maes: Don't look at ME, my foot's OFF the gas pedal....Is that a CLIFF we're
*the car slowly goes over a cliff and falls, everyone except near screaming*
Kyonshi: (Over the cliff!)
Russia: *returns with Matt, the girls, Shadow, and Mello* Say, would you like
to join us? We're in a good mood, so we thought.....Didn't we close that when
we didn't need it anymore?
Shadow: And what happened to the car?
Kyonshi: (over the cliff!)
*trio headlocking Kyonshi painfully, in a manner that could breka their
Mello: YOU IDIOTS, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!?
Matt: Just a game, Mels, don't get so worked up. *picks up PS3 controller and
begins to play katamari*
Iggy: Sometimes I worry about the trio, Wolfie...Ever since Kyonshi came,
they've been a bit.....Not themselves.....
Heck, they're even
overreacting about some game right now.
*the robot trio suddenly crashes through floor and aims weapons at the trio*
Iggy: Wait, those "twins" of you three are ROBOTS?!
Robot Trio: Where were we?
Mello: Oh crap....
Matsuda: (ok, managed to reboot the computer!...NO! The car's gone! the trio
managed to beat me...again! Darn it! They haven't heard the last of me
though! Maybe I should send them another live video-feed to let them know!)
*does that* Trio, you may have won this round, but you haven't heard the
last-*sees chaos going over at their place*
*the trio are getting chased with their robots, who are flying after them,
firing lazers from their eyes, Matt is playing his PS3, and the girls are
just watching while Kyonshi watches Matt play katamri*
Mello: MATT, HELP US!!! I KNOW YOU CAN HERE US!!!
Russia: DEFEND YOUR MASTERS, KYON-ER, OUR PET FOXES!!! D"X
Matsuda: O.O.......Ok then.....e.o