I.Z. episode parodied: "Zim Eats Waffles"
Matsuda: *approaching trio's house in tree costume*
(I'll just plant this camera, and gain the footage I
need to prove that Shadow, Mello, and Russia are kira!)
Kyonshi: *happily walking along in fox forms* *spot
Matsuda: (Uh oh! Their pet foxes! They might give me
away! Act like a tree!) *freezes*
Kyonshi: *comes over and curiously examine him*
Matsuda: (I just hope they don't decide to use me as a
bathroom....but how can they go to the bathroom with
pants on? Maybe the trio trained them to remove them and
then put them back on?)
Kage: (I've never seen a tree with legs before...)
Suru: (Or eyes!) *points at rectangular hole at top of
Matsuda's tree costume to see through*
Matsuda: (Did those foxes just talk?! Telepathicly I
might add?! Wait a minute....those aren't just ANY
foxes, *gasp*, The trio's pet foxes are really Kyonshi!
They're incredible cuteness made me blind to see it!)
Kage: (Maybe it's a SPECIAL tree!)
Kyonshi: *hug Matsuda's legs* (We love you special
Matsuda: (...Ok....perhaps they're not exactly as clever
as the trio, but they might still be a threat...Wait!
Maybe their lack of being clever could help me!)
Um....yes, I'm a special tree! Also one that can talk!
Ryuketsu: (Tell us more, special tree!)
Matsuda: (Oh, this is just TOO easy...) I need you to
secretly hide this camera in a spot where Shadow,
Russia, nor Mello will see it, and where they can be
seen by it most of the time. *hands them camera*
*Ryuketsu picks up
camera with front paws and follows Kage and Suru inside
on hind paws*
Matsuda: (Wow, it really WAS too easy...Better make sure
they do it right...) *follows them-right to bathroom
door*...No! Not the toilet!
Ryuketsu: *looks at him with Kage and suru as he drops
camera into toilet* (But they'd never expect to find
this in here.)
Matsuda: (Ok..maybe NOT as easy as I thought, but still
somewhat easy.) Say, why not put it in the kitchen? The
trio spends a lot of time in there, right?
Kage: (Yeah, they sure do!) *takes camera out of toilet
and leads suru and ryuketsu into kitchen*
Matsuda: (Mission accomplished.) *turns to leave, but
runs into Russia*
Russia: Well, well, well? What have we here? A tree? ^J^
I know what we do with trees....Oh, Ninja girl, time to
do some chopping.
Shadow: Sure thing.
*pulls out katana*
Matsuda: Ah! Keep away! *runs*
Mello: Get him! *whispers to shadow and Russia* He
might've found something to prove we're kira!
*trio corners Matsuda*
Mello: Gotcha now, tree boy.
Matsuda: (Oh crud....) *notices giant hole in wall next
to him with the trio's car in it* Huh, how convienint.
*escapes through the hole*
---Authority station room---
Matsuda: *stumbles in, tripping over a toy car* Ow....I
planted the camera, Near...
Near: Nice disguise. Did you realize your legs and feet
Matsuda: e_e...I was in a hurry when making this, ok? I
didn't realize that I forgot to make it long enough to
hide my lower half too, and when I did, it was too late
and I wanted to install the camera ASAP and...Oh why am
I explaining this? Just turn on the TV.
Near: *does that* Alright, if what you're saying is
true, and Mello and his two friends really are kira,
this video footage should prove it.
Matsuda: And just so you know, the trio's "pet foxes"
are really kyonshi disguising themselves so no one knows
Near: I admit, even I didn't realize that sooner. Must
have been due to their extreme cuteness distracting me.
Trio: *angerly storms in*
Kyonshi: *just sitting on table, still in fox forms,
*looks at trio*
Kage: (You three look like you're going to explode!)
Suru: (From anger!)
....WHY WAS THERE A GIANT HOLE IN THE
WALL WITH OUR CAR?!!!
Kage: (We were learning how to drive!)
Mello: YOU IDIOTS! Because of you, Matsuda got away,
possibly with something that might exploit our secret!
Kage: (What secret?)
Shadow: That we're...*whispers into kage's ear*
Kage: (Oh yeah. Why'd you whisper it though?)
Shadow: You never know. I also just have a bad feeling
about just saying it more then usual for some reason.
Matsuda: Curse her instincts!
Near: I'm sure they'll eventually do something that
might prove your claim.
Mello: Anyway, hopefully we can get the wall fixed
immeadiately. e_e As well as our car...No more driving,
Kyonshi: (And how!)
Russia: And now, it's time to deal with those who have
*pulls out death note*
Kage: (Guess who made mince meat pieeeesss!!!)
*kyonshi place three mince meat pies on the table*
Mello: We're not eating any meat product YOU three made!
Kyonshi: *begin throwing tantrum, crying loudly,
pounding cute little paws on table*
Mello: Oh my...Are you seriously having a tauntrum about
*kyonshi climbs onto the trio's shoulders, teary eyed*
Shadow: No, nuh uh! We're not eating them! e_e
*kyonshi repeatidly hits pie tin the meat pies are in
against trio's heads*
Russia: Stop that! It really hurts!
*kyonshi continues, still crying loudly*
Mello: Rrrrrrr....ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!!
Mello: Idiots...*takes a bite along with Shadow and
Russia*...Hm, not bad.
Shadow: This's great, Kyonshi.
Russia: What's your secret?
Kage: (We put alot of heart into it!) ^^
Shadow: I can tell, you appearantly took your time.
Kage: (Oh, well we did that too.)
Shadow: What do you mean "that too"? :/
Kage: (Well, we put alot of heart into it and took our
time making these.) ^^
Mello: That's actually kind of the same thing, really.
Suru: (No, putting hearts into the pies and taking our
time ARE two different things.)
Trio: O_O....*shadow and mello begin ralphing under the
....Well, if it tastes good, why not? ^J^ What
kind of hearts are they exactly?
Russia: OJO...WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU CREEPS?!!!! DX
*begins spitting out the pie*
Matsuda: *turns green* O.O...
Near: That's just disturbing...e_e
Kage: (Do you love them?
Russia: Ugh...I have to take my mind of what I
ate..*picks up newspaper*
Shadow: Please let us join you.
Russia: Oh, look at that.
They're making some kind of
kira based jellotin.
Kage: (You're going to rule the world with jellotin?)
Shadow: No. e_e
Belarus: *appears above Russia's head, upside down*
Russia:...I sense danger. OJO"
Belarus: *lands ontop of him* Marry me!
Russia: Ah! Help comrades!
Shadow: We'll save you, big guy-ah! *giant dobermen fall
on her and Mello*
Mello: Ah!!! These dogs are too big to be natural
size!!! They must be on steroids or something!!!!
Kyonshi, defend your masters!!!!
Kyonshi: *pats trio's heads and hands them a waffle
pulled out from behind each of their backs*
Trio: *eye twitch*...KYONSHI!!!! *gets pulled down
Near:...Poor, poor trio.
Matsuda:....Y'know, I was thinking that with members of
kyukyoku as their shinigami, I was expecting them to be
*trio comes back in, clothing tattered*
Russia: Got them...out....DX
*trio glares at Kyonshi*
Mello: *eye twitch* ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WE GET ATTACKED
BY TWO FREAKISHLY LARGE DOGS AND BELARUS, AND ALL YOU DO
TO HELP IS HAND US WAFFLES?!
Kage: (To keep your strength up to help you win.)
Shadow: e_e...We're going to hurt you now.
*Near and Matsuda watch the trio attack Kyonshi*
Matsuda:...Man, those shinigami really rub them the
wrong way. O.o
Mello: Ok, now the three of us are going to change into
some intact clothing. Don't do anything stupid while
Kyonshi: (Okey dokey!)
*watches trio leave*
Kyonshi: (Yay! The wolf girl's here with the pizza!)
*float towards door and come back with Leena*
Leena: I got the pizza! Remember, mine's the one that's
Kyonshi: (Yay! Pizza!)
Sparky: *comes in* Leena, the trio said not to visit
unless informed earlier.
Leena: That's not what their foxes said.
Sparky: *looks at Kyonshi as they eat their pizza*
Leena: Huh? What's this? *picks up death note Russia
left on the table* "Death note"...I wonder if it's a
notebook that deals with death. :/
Mello: Leena! Kyonshi!
Leena and Kyonshi: It wasn't us!/(It wasn't us!)
Shadow: Leena, we told you not to come unless you told
us ahead of time! And Kyonshi, we said no inviting
someone without our permission!
Kage: (But she was bringing the pizza.)
Ryuketsu: (Want some?)
*offers piece to Russia, who
slaps it out of his paws* (...Do you hate Pizza?)
Russia: What I "hate" is the fact you creeps never
listen-AH! BELARUS HAS RETURNED, AND SHE'S GATHERED AN
ARMY OF HETALIA FANBOYS AND FANGIRLS OF MY COUPLE
PAIRING WITH HER TO DO HER EVIL BIDDING!!!!
Belarus: Eliminate the ninja girl and chocolate muncher
*shadow and Mello get mobbed by RusXBela fangirls and
fanboys while Russia gets tackled by Belarus, and Leena
and Kyonshi eat their pizza with Sparky giving them a
Sparky: I don't know how you talk me into these things,
Near: Such madness. *twirls hair*
*shadow and mello are thrown at camera, knocking it out
Shadow: A camera?! But who..? *flashbacks with Mello*
Mello: Matsuda.....*glares into it*
*shadow and mello get dragged back into angry mob of
fanboys and fangirls*
Fangirl: *notices Kyonshi* Awwwwww, what cute foxes! ^^
Fanboy: *notices* D'awwww, lookit the cute wittle
*large army comes over to Kyonshi to adore their
*Shadow and Mello take time to build a vaccuum cleaner
dummy of Russia, just as Russia manages to get away from
Belarus and hide in the shoe closet*
Shadow: *turns vaccum cleaner on, sending it out front
door* Uh oh, looks like Russia's trying to escape!
Fanboy: *gasps* For the sake of the RussXBela Hetalia
couple, we must stop him!
Belarus: Follow me, my glorious army! *leads fangirl and
fanboy army out of house*
Matsuda: That has got to be one of the craziest things
I've ever seen...
Near: Well, it seems you were right about them being
Kira. I could tell when Leena held up the death note. To
be honest, I never would've suspected Mello or his
friends to become kira.
Matsuda: Now, we just show everyone else the tape-
*the vaccum cleaner dummy of Russia crashes through the
wall, and then through the next one*
Matsuda:...did a VACCUUM CLEANER just crash through our
walls? *ground shakes* Is there an earthquake or
*Belarus runs through the holes*
Belarus: Come back, big brother!!! Become one and marry
Near: That was rather strange.
*the stampede of Fanboys and Fangirls crash through the
remaining part of the two walls, trampling over Matsuda
and the equipment used to record the tape's footage*
Near: That was even stranger. *twirls hair*
Matsuda: How come YOU didn't get trampled too?
Near: Lucky, I guess.
Matsuda: *looks at remains of recording equipment*
NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Now we lost our footage!!!
Near: Oh well, I'm sure there'll be another oppertunity
to expose them as kira.