I.Z. episode parodied: "Zim Eats Waffles"

Matsuda: *approaching trio's house in tree costume*

(I'll just plant this camera, and gain the footage I

need to prove that Shadow, Mello, and Russia are kira!)

Kyonshi: *happily walking along in fox forms* *spot

Matsuda*

Matsuda: (Uh oh! Their pet foxes! They might give me

away! Act like a tree!) *freezes*

Kyonshi: *comes over and curiously examine him*

Matsuda: (I just hope they don't decide to use me as a

bathroom....but how can they go to the bathroom with

pants on? Maybe the trio trained them to remove them and

then put them back on?)

Kage: (I've never seen a tree with legs before...)

Suru: (Or eyes!) *points at rectangular hole at top of

Matsuda's tree costume to see through*

Matsuda: (Did those foxes just talk?! Telepathicly I

might add?! Wait a minute....those aren't just ANY

foxes, *gasp*, The trio's pet foxes are really Kyonshi!

They're incredible cuteness made me blind to see it!)

Kage: (Maybe it's a SPECIAL tree!)

Kyonshi: *hug Matsuda's legs* (We love you special

tree!)

Matsuda: (...Ok....perhaps they're not exactly as clever

as the trio, but they might still be a threat...Wait!

Maybe their lack of being clever could help me!)

Um....yes, I'm a special tree! Also one that can talk!

Ryuketsu: (Tell us more, special tree!)

Matsuda: (Oh, this is just TOO easy...) I need you to

secretly hide this camera in a spot where Shadow,

Russia, nor Mello will see it, and where they can be

seen by it most of the time. *hands them camera*

Kyonshi: .......

Matsuda: *sweatdrop*.............

Kyonshi: .....(Okey dokey!) *Ryuketsu picks up

camera with front paws and follows Kage and Suru inside

on hind paws*

Matsuda: (Wow, it really WAS too easy...Better make sure

they do it right...) *follows them-right to bathroom

door*...No! Not the toilet!

Ryuketsu: *looks at him with Kage and suru as he drops

camera into toilet* (But they'd never expect to find

this in here.)

Matsuda: (Ok..maybe NOT as easy as I thought, but still

somewhat easy.) Say, why not put it in the kitchen? The

trio spends a lot of time in there, right?

Kage: (Yeah, they sure do!) *takes camera out of toilet

and leads suru and ryuketsu into kitchen*

Matsuda: (Mission accomplished.) *turns to leave, but

runs into Russia*

Russia: Well, well, well? What have we here? A tree? ^J^

I know what we do with trees....Oh, Ninja girl, time to

do some chopping.

Shadow: Sure thing. *pulls out katana*

Matsuda: Ah! Keep away! *runs*

Mello: Get him! *whispers to shadow and Russia* He

might've found something to prove we're kira!

*trio corners Matsuda*

Mello: Gotcha now, tree boy.

Matsuda: (Oh crud....) *notices giant hole in wall next

to him with the trio's car in it* Huh, how convienint.

*escapes through the hole*

Trio: O_o.......KYONSHI!!!!!!

---Authority station room---

Matsuda: *stumbles in, tripping over a toy car* Ow....I

planted the camera, Near...

Near: Nice disguise. Did you realize your legs and feet

were showing?

Matsuda: e_e...I was in a hurry when making this, ok? I

didn't realize that I forgot to make it long enough to

hide my lower half too, and when I did, it was too late

and I wanted to install the camera ASAP and...Oh why am

I explaining this? Just turn on the TV.

Near: *does that* Alright, if what you're saying is

true, and Mello and his two friends really are kira,

this video footage should prove it.

Matsuda: And just so you know, the trio's "pet foxes"

are really kyonshi disguising themselves so no one knows

it's them.

Near: I admit, even I didn't realize that sooner. Must

have been due to their extreme cuteness distracting me.

---Camera's view---

Trio: *angerly storms in*

Kyonshi: *just sitting on table, still in fox forms,

facing camera* *looks at trio*

Kage: (You three look like you're going to explode!)

Suru: (From anger!)

Mello: ....WHY WAS THERE A GIANT HOLE IN THE

WALL WITH OUR CAR?!!!

Kage: (We were learning how to drive!)


Mello: YOU IDIOTS! Because of you, Matsuda got away,

possibly with something that might exploit our secret!

Kage: (What secret?)

Shadow: That we're...*whispers into kage's ear*

Kage: (Oh yeah. Why'd you whisper it though?)

Shadow: You never know. I also just have a bad feeling

about just saying it more then usual for some reason.

---Authority room---

Matsuda: Curse her instincts!

Near: I'm sure they'll eventually do something that

might prove your claim.

---Camera view---

Mello: Anyway, hopefully we can get the wall fixed

immeadiately. e_e As well as our car...No more driving,

got it?

Kyonshi: (And how!)

Russia: And now, it's time to deal with those who have

been.....naughty. *pulls out death note*

Kage: (Guess who made mince meat pieeeesss!!!)

*kyonshi place three mince meat pies on the table*

Mello: We're not eating any meat product YOU three made!

O_O"

Kyonshi: *begin throwing tantrum, crying loudly,

pounding cute little paws on table*

Mello: Oh my...Are you seriously having a tauntrum about

it?!

*kyonshi climbs onto the trio's shoulders, teary eyed*

Shadow: No, nuh uh! We're not eating them! e_e

*kyonshi repeatidly hits pie tin the meat pies are in

against trio's heads*

Russia: Stop that! It really hurts!

*kyonshi continues, still crying loudly*

Mello: Rrrrrrr....ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!! We'll eat

some.

Kyonshi: (yay!)

Mello: Idiots...*takes a bite along with Shadow and

Russia*...Hm, not bad.

Shadow: This's great, Kyonshi.

Russia: What's your secret?

Kage: (We put alot of heart into it!) ^^

Shadow: I can tell, you appearantly took your time.

Kage: (Oh, well we did that too.)

Shadow: What do you mean "that too"? :/

Kage: (Well, we put alot of heart into it and took our

time making these.) ^^

Mello: That's actually kind of the same thing, really.

Suru: (No, putting hearts into the pies and taking our

time ARE two different things.)

Trio: O_O....*shadow and mello begin ralphing under the

table*

Russia: ....Well, if it tastes good, why not? ^J^ What

kind of hearts are they exactly?

Ryuketsu: (Human.)

Russia: OJO...WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU CREEPS?!!!! DX

*begins spitting out the pie*

---Authority room----

Matsuda: *turns green* O.O...

Near: That's just disturbing...e_e

--Camera view---

Kage: (Do you love them? )

Trio: NO!!!

Russia: Ugh...I have to take my mind of what I

ate..*picks up newspaper*

Shadow: Please let us join you.

Russia: Oh, look at that. They're making some kind of

kira based jellotin.

Kage: (You're going to rule the world with jellotin?)

Shadow: No. e_e

Belarus: *appears above Russia's head, upside down*



Russia:...I sense danger. OJO"

Belarus: *lands ontop of him* Marry me!

Russia: Ah! Help comrades!

Shadow: We'll save you, big guy-ah! *giant dobermen fall

on her and Mello*

Mello: Ah!!! These dogs are too big to be natural

size!!! They must be on steroids or something!!!!

Kyonshi, defend your masters!!!!

Kyonshi: *pats trio's heads and hands them a waffle

pulled out from behind each of their backs*

Trio: *eye twitch*...KYONSHI!!!! *gets pulled down

again*

--Authority room--

Near:...Poor, poor trio.

Matsuda:....Y'know, I was thinking that with members of

kyukyoku as their shinigami, I was expecting them to be

more...helpful. :/

--Camera view--

*trio comes back in, clothing tattered*

Russia: Got them...out....DX

*trio glares at Kyonshi*

Kyonshi: (Yeeessss?)

Mello: *eye twitch* ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WE GET ATTACKED

BY TWO FREAKISHLY LARGE DOGS AND BELARUS, AND ALL YOU DO

TO HELP IS HAND US WAFFLES?!

Kage: (To keep your strength up to help you win.)

Shadow: e_e...We're going to hurt you now.

--Authority room--

*Near and Matsuda watch the trio attack Kyonshi*

Matsuda:...Man, those shinigami really rub them the

wrong way. O.o

--Camera view--

Mello: Ok, now the three of us are going to change into

some intact clothing. Don't do anything stupid while

we're gone.

Kyonshi: (Okey dokey!) *watches trio leave*

*doorbell rings*

Kyonshi: (Yay! The wolf girl's here with the pizza!)
*float towards door and come back with Leena*

Leena: I got the pizza! Remember, mine's the one that's

all cheese.

Kyonshi: (Yay! Pizza!)

Sparky: *comes in* Leena, the trio said not to visit

unless informed earlier.

Leena: That's not what their foxes said.

Sparky: *looks at Kyonshi as they eat their pizza*

*sigh*...

Leena: Huh? What's this? *picks up death note Russia

left on the table* "Death note"...I wonder if it's a

notebook that deals with death. :/

Mello: Leena! Kyonshi!

Leena and Kyonshi: It wasn't us!/(It wasn't us!)

Shadow: Leena, we told you not to come unless you told

us ahead of time! And Kyonshi, we said no inviting

someone without our permission!

Kage: (But she was bringing the pizza.)

Ryuketsu: (Want some?) *offers piece to Russia, who

slaps it out of his paws* (...Do you hate Pizza?)

Russia: What I "hate" is the fact you creeps never

listen-AH! BELARUS HAS RETURNED, AND SHE'S GATHERED AN

ARMY OF HETALIA FANBOYS AND FANGIRLS OF MY COUPLE

PAIRING WITH HER TO DO HER EVIL BIDDING!!!!

Belarus: Eliminate the ninja girl and chocolate muncher

my army!!!

*shadow and Mello get mobbed by RusXBela fangirls and

fanboys while Russia gets tackled by Belarus, and Leena

and Kyonshi eat their pizza with Sparky giving them a

hard stare*

Sparky: I don't know how you talk me into these things,

Leena. e_e

---Authority room---

Near: Such madness. *twirls hair*

Matsuda: O.e.....

---Cameria View---

*shadow and mello are thrown at camera, knocking it out

of place*

Shadow: A camera?! But who..? *flashbacks with Mello*

Mello: Matsuda.....*glares into it*

*shadow and mello get dragged back into angry mob of

fanboys and fangirls*

Fangirl: *notices Kyonshi* Awwwwww, what cute foxes! ^^

Fanboy: *notices* D'awwww, lookit the cute wittle

fellas! ^^

*large army comes over to Kyonshi to adore their

cuteness*

*Shadow and Mello take time to build a vaccuum cleaner

dummy of Russia, just as Russia manages to get away from

Belarus and hide in the shoe closet*

Shadow: *turns vaccum cleaner on, sending it out front

door* Uh oh, looks like Russia's trying to escape!

Fanboy: *gasps* For the sake of the RussXBela Hetalia

couple, we must stop him!

Belarus: Follow me, my glorious army! *leads fangirl and

fanboy army out of house*

---Authority Room---

Matsuda: That has got to be one of the craziest things

I've ever seen...

Near: Well, it seems you were right about them being

Kira. I could tell when Leena held up the death note. To

be honest, I never would've suspected Mello or his

friends to become kira.

Matsuda: Now, we just show everyone else the tape-

*the vaccum cleaner dummy of Russia crashes through the

wall, and then through the next one*

Matsuda:...did a VACCUUM CLEANER just crash through our

walls? *ground shakes* Is there an earthquake or

something? O_o"

*Belarus runs through the holes*

Belarus: Come back, big brother!!! Become one and marry

me!!!!

Near: That was rather strange.

*the stampede of Fanboys and Fangirls crash through the

remaining part of the two walls, trampling over Matsuda

and the equipment used to record the tape's footage*

Near: That was even stranger. *twirls hair*

Matsuda: How come YOU didn't get trampled too?

Near: Lucky, I guess.

Matsuda: *looks at remains of recording equipment*

NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Now we lost our footage!!!

Near: Oh well, I'm sure there'll be another oppertunity

to expose them as kira.